Week 5 -2024

Damn, Jus received the Aaron Donald News while I was writing the lines, I'm just thankful for the memories and the Super Bowl that he helped my Rams to win, enjoy your retirement GOAT!

As we step into Week 5 of the GSL, it's clear that drawing conclusions about the season's trajectory is still premature. With a significant number of teams standing at an even 2-2 or in positions where a comeback is entirely feasible, the competitive landscape remains wide open. This week, the spotlight falls on a thrilling encounter between the Seattle Sockeyes and the Houston Halos.

Saturday, March 16, 2024 - 8:15PM
Atlanta @ Washington
Line: -1.5 WAS
O/U: 45.0
Win PCT: 53.0% WAS

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 10:30AM
Montreal vs Louisiana (France)
Line: -9.5 LOU
O/U: 43.0
Win PCT: 68.8% LOU

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 1:00PM
Carolina @ New York
Line: -10.0 CAR
O/U: 47.5
Win PCT: 69.4%

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 1:00PM
Jacksonville @ Boston
Line: 12.0 BOS
O/U: 42.0
Win PCT: 74.2% BOS

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 1:00PM
Miami @ Toronto
Line: -3.0 TOR
O/U: 44.5
Win PCT: 54.5% TOR

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 2:00PM
Colorado @ Birmingham
Line: -2.0 COL
O/U: 45.0
Win PCT: 54.2%

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 2:00PM
St Louis @ Kansas City
Line: -3.0 STL
O/U: 44.5
Win PCT: 56.6% STL

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 2:00PM
Wisconsin @ Memphis
Line: -2.0 MEM
O/U: 41.5
Win PCT: 53.8% MEM

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 3:15PM
Arizona @ Salt Lake
Line: - 5.0L
O/U: 43.3
Win PCT: 59.8% SL

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 4:30PM
Baltimore @ Oakland
Line: -1.0 OAK
O/U: 42.5
Win PCT: 52.0% OAK

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 4:30PM
Houston @ Seattle
Line: -1.5 HOU
O/U: 51.5
Win PCT: 52.6%

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 4:30PM
Louisville @ San Diego
Line: -7.5 LSV
O/U: 44.0
Win PCT: 65.4 LSV

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 4:30PM
Las Vegas @ Vancouver
Line: -3.5 VAN
O/U: 42.5
Win PCT: 57.8% VAN

Sunday, March 17, 2024 - 8:15PM
Minnesota @ Albuquerque
Line: -6.5 ABQ
O/U: 48.0
Win PCT: 62.8% ABQ

Monday, March 18, 2024 - 8:15PM
Los Angeles @ Portland
Line: -1.5 POR
O/U: 36.0
Win PCT: 53.6% POR

Col should be a -200

Hopefully, we can prove the lines wrong again; we would be 0-5 if the lines were true. Still waiting for the week that we're favored :/

Looks like we have a tough one on paper, but only 3.5 point underdogs is not bad, especially on the road.

----> THE POST BELOW IS NOT REAL <----

Worst loss in GSL history.

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye CityHawks. I am no longer a fan.

CarterB2 wrote:Worst loss in GSL history.

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye CityHawks. I am no longer a fan.

CarterB2 wrote:Worst loss in GSL history.

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye CityHawks. I am no longer a fan.

Did you really smash a TV over a game?

darkwingalex wrote:

CarterB2 wrote:Worst loss in GSL history.

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye CityHawks. I am no longer a fan.

Did you really smash a TV over a game?

No, it's just a popular copypasta.

I'm pretty sure this is where it originated from: https://twitter.com/highlightheaven/status/1482882961695510530?s=46

Hey, at least you are competitive, Miami is nowhere close to being competitive! We really suck! :O Just wondering if We even win a game this year! ;-)

John

sfcom1 wrote:Hey, at least you are competitive, Miami is nowhere close to being competitive! We really suck! :O Just wondering if We even win a game this year! ;-)

John

Same here. I think our game week 16 will be the ultimate tank bowl.

I caught up with the end of the CAR @ NY game right after the late score, then the onside kick, then TD two plays later. Crazy.
The simulation loves prevent defense, and I feel like no leads are ever safe.

I guess we are the primetime Samurais now, Back 2 Back wins under the spotlight! Looks like our season isn't doomed like I thought

Appleman20 wrote:

sfcom1 wrote:Hey, at least you are competitive, Miami is nowhere close to being competitive! We really suck! :O Just wondering if We even win a game this year! ;-)

John

Same here. I think our game week 16 will be the ultimate tank bowl.

Even in the NFL and the college ranks there is the dreaded "from worst to first!" and the inverse "From first to worst!" It's all in the game! ;-)

John